Did you know that humans, like elephants have evolved a very specific call to warn others about bees they have encountered?
Want to hear what it sounds like?
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“BEES!”
A woman orders a very specific tea at a local cafe however the waitress mistakenly brings her a different one...
When the woman takes a sip of it, she notices this and tells the waitress that this is flavor is not her cup of tea.
Help, I'm a Democrat who has a very specific fetish of looking at foreign dictators resting on top of crackers and I'm looking for people into the same as me...
So if you're Blue and you don't know what to search for why don't you look were Fascists sits... Putin on the Ritz
A man’s wife is missing…
Man: Officer, my wife is missing. She went out yesterday and she hasn’t come home.
Officer: Okay, what’s her height?
Man: Not sure…. Maybe around 5’6?
Officer: Okay, weight?
Man: I dunno… not slim not big.
Officer: Okay… colour of her eyes?
Man: Sort of blue...
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You can develop hearing problems from having too much ...
A doctor is lecturing a patient on his hearing loss. He says "You can develop hearing problems from having too much , if it's a very specific kind of very , very immoral ."
The patient says "What kind is it?".
The doctor replied "Oh, it s about a quarter to three..."
Liam Neeson never snowboards.
He has a very specific set of skis.
A man buys a religious horse.
One day, a man goes horse buying. He comes across a farmer who happens to be selling a horse 2 miles away from his house.
The man goes to the farmers ranch and inspects the horse. After looking at the horses mouth, legs, tail, and anything else one may imagine, he decides to buy the horse....
[Joke Request]: Death of Wife
I don't often see joke requests on here, so I'm not sure how kosher this is, but I'm looking for a very specific type of joke and was hoping you guys could help.
The basic premise is that a man's wife dies, his buddy empathizes and feels sorry for him, assuming that the man is sad, but the p...
Two men travel by train
The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window.
How do you do that without looking?
Every country has its v...
Two women approach the front door to a dads-only bar
The younger of the two asks "Mom, what the hell are we even doing?"
Mom responds "I know, it's dumb, but thanks for agreeing to come with me. My dad was very specific in his will about how his ashes would be spread. This place is number 1 on the list. He'd been coming here for the longest tim...
A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.
After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, th...
This man is a genius
There’s a man on a search for a A very specific magic lamp this particular magic lamp grants the person who finds it three wishes like all other magic lamps but it will also grant the persons significant other the same wish times two. After years of searching he finally finds it. Genie appears and t...
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