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Very Offensive Jokes

Usain Bolt wins a race in Europe [x-post from /r/meanjokes because it's not very offensive]

and goes out after to celebrate.

But he is refused service at the first pub he goes to. The barman shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we do not serve your type here."

Bolt is not happy to hear this and orders his drink again. But the barman refuses to serve him, "Sorry, there`s a place ...

Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel

Sparks outrage

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It's a good job Facebook lets you stream videos [Warning: Very offensive]

Because if Diamond Reynolds was using vine, we would've only seen 8 seconds of the bitch doing absolutely nothing to help her dying boyfriend.

Please stop calling Donald Trump an idiot.

As an idiot myself, it's very offensive that people think he's one of us.

This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker"

This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.

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A blonde goes to a ventriloquist act.

All was well until halfway through, the ventriloquist makes a blonde joke. The blonde stands up.

"That is very offensive, to judge people on how they look! You owe me, and every blonde in the room an apology!"

The ventriloquist apologizes profusely.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean ...

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