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What do you call a vertically challenged man who escaped from prison and can commune with ghosts?

A small medium at large.

For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.

He's the human jean gnome.

Did you hear about the vertically challenged psychic that robbed a bank?

Police say they're looking for a small medium at large.

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