My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

Castrations and Vasectomies are not the same

In fact, there can be a vas deferens between the two

I thought vasectomies were supposed to keep me from getting my wife pregnant??

Apparently, it just changes the color of the baby. Go figure.

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures

but there's a vas deferens between the two.

Sears does vasectomies now.

But every time I get an erection, my garage door opens.

Two men discuss vasectomies...

First: "I'm thinking about getting a vasectomy, but I'm worried about performance..."
Second:" I had one, I was worried at first but after a while I realized there just wasn't a vas deferens"

You know what they say about vasectomies...

There's a vas deferens between the good ones and the bad ones.

Thought of this yesterday, probobally done before but whatever

What do vasectomies and breathalyzers have in common?

The goal is to blow a zero.

I was going to tell a joke about vasectomies

But it was cut short.

They were having a sale at the hospital for vasectomies...

It was a package deal.

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