Using A Walker Jokes

Hey Clarence, What's up?

My name isn't Clarence anymore. You can call me LUCKY. I met a great woman and now I feel like the Luckiest man in the world.

A few months later I saw Clarence and I said, "Hey Lucky, how is it going?"

Don't call me LUCKY. My new name is LUCKY LUCKY. I w... read more

He sees a sign for a circus. At the bottom it says “See the amazing Goldstein”. He has some time to kill, so he figures what the hell and stops in. It’s the usual dog and pony show until the very end, when there’s a drum roll, the lights go out, and a single spot shows a table in the center ring w... read more