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What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

Ones a Goodyear. The other is a great year.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Melt them down, make a tyre and call it a good year.

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My friend asked why I never used condoms

I said, "My pull out game is superb and condoms are expensive. You gotta keep a tight budget when you have 14 kids."

A man recycled 365 used Condoms.

Pirelli have turned into a Tyre and called it a "Goodyear"

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I've never used condoms when screwing in the living room

We always use the pull out couch

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People that have sex in public, please don't leave your used condoms on the ground.

Leave them at eye level so I can truly appreciate them.

My brother ran into my room just now and said "Someone dumped exactly seven used condoms on my bed!"

I said: "Huh, that's odd."

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