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Use The Force Jokes

Why don’t Jedi parents let their kids use the Force at the dinner table?

Like any other parents, they believe children should not be Force-fed.

What if Mike Tyson could use the Force?

He'd become a kith lord

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My sex life is just like star wars:

Its either Han Solo,

or i have to use the force.

Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared ab...

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