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Us Border Jokes

A refugee crosses the US border and tells the first Border Patrol agent they see, "I want political asylum."

The Border Patrol puts the refugee in his vehicle and drives them all the way to Washington, D.C., stopping at the corner of First Street and East Capitol Street.

"Here you are," says the Border Patrol agent, pointing at the US Capitol building. "The greatest political asylum in the world."

Juan arrives at the Mexico/US border

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on a bicycle. He's got 2 large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them ou...

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There was a debate in my class about the Mexican/US border

Some argued that a wall was needed, and a rather racist friend of mine jokingly said:
"Mexicans are rather dumb, some barbed wire and such would be more than enough to keep those thieves out." After a short pause, he added: "As long as they don't start to steal the border itself".

Unsurpr...

There was a group of US Border patrol agents...

There was a group of US Border patrol agents manning the border. After a couple months of catching people trying to enter the country, they started to notice something.

The Mexicans would always come in groups. Often it was four or five people, sometimes it would be just two. However, there...

A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien

"Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." He tells him.

 

The mexican man pleads with the officer, "No, nooo, pleeze Senior, I must stay in te USA! Pleeeze!"

 

The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to m...

Why dont Mexicans cross US border in group of three people?

Because sign on border says "NO TRESPASSING "

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