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Updog Jokes

Jokes like "what's updog?"

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"Damn it smells like updog"
"What's updog"
"Nothing much, how about you?"

Jokes that have words that don't exist but require the listener to say "what's......" In order for the joke to work.

We have to bury my dog today.

Mom: Don't be sad. All dogs go to heaven.
Me: Thanks mom. Where does updog go?
Mom: What's up dog?
Me: Not much dog. Just looking for a shovel.

Husband: Grab some updog on your way home hon..

Wife: for the last time Greg, the kids and I are never coming back. Stop calling us, please...

Husband: not much, what's up with you?

A genie appears in front of a man, and grants him three wishes.

Man: For my first wish, I would like a TV camera to look at during oppurtune moments.

Genie: Granted. Your second wish?

Man: I wish everyone was super gullible.

Genie: Done. And for your final wish?

Man: I wish for updog.

Genie: What's updog?

Man: Not much, ...

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Me: it smells like upsexy in here...

My crush: what’s updog?

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