I'm in the O.R. waiting room waiting on my daughter's brain surgery please tell me a joke
My daughter is having her pituitary gland removed. She has Gigantism like Andre The Giant.
Update! She has been out of surgery for less then 10 hours and is doing great. (for someone that brain surgery for breakfast) Most of the pituitary gland was removed. The doctors are great and t...
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Poop jokes!
Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.
Did you hear about the sequel, Diarrhea? It leaked so they had to release it early. (Yep, that one is OC, don't know if I should be proud of that but I am)
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn't ...
My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me,
So I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically.
Update 1: my mum just told me if I had a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there.
Update 2: my dad apologised and told me he had only done it for the ‘grater’ good
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