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Upcoming Birthday Jokes

Birthday present

A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday.

The boy thought about it and simply replied "I wanna watch"


So they let him

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A woman goes to buy some ice cream

A woman walks into an ice cream parlor looking to buy a few gallons of ice cream for her child's upcoming birthday party. She walks up to the man behind the counter and begins giving her order, "I want 2 gallons of chocolate, 1 gallon of vanilla, and 1 gallon of strawberry". The gentleman behind ...

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