I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.
He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
I almost got busted for shoplifting candy today...
But I got out of it. I've got a couple of twix up my sleeve.
I had to start hiding cereal in my clothes so that my siblings couldn’t eat all of it.
I have Trix up my sleeve.
Successfully ran away from the cops today, after I stole a candy bar
They tried their best, but I had too many Twix up my sleeve.
Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater
But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve
People often ask me how I manage to smuggle chocolate into movie theatres
Let's just say, I have a few Twix up my sleeve...
I'm considering stuffing my clothes with candy bars.
That way, I'll always have Twix up my sleeve.
I decided to hand out free Twix bars to people passing by on the street.
I did this for about 10 minutes, then someone noticed I had no more in my hand.
"Aww, was that your last one?" they asked.
I replied "Don't worry, I have more Twix up my sleeve."
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