UPJOKE

If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain...

...can a hooker get laid off?

How did Elon Musk celebrate 420?

With SpaceX going up in smoke.

Sir, the numbers are in and I'm pleased to report that chimney sales are through the roof.

But our kindling branch is up in smoke.

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