Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
Dying me and popcorn.
[about to get the electric chair]
executioner: why would you choose this as your last meal
me: [eating another spoon full of unpopped popcorn kernels] you'll see
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