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Unpaid Internship Jokes

An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery

Slaves are given food and housing.

The unpaid internship

A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."

What do unpaid internships have in common with raising kids?

You get paid in experience.
And you get a “family”.

Slavery is such an ugly word...

I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

Password security questions for the depressed

What is the name of your least favorite child?

In what year did you abandon your dreams?

What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?

At what age did your childhood pet run away?

What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?

In what city did you first...

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