A guy walks into a bar and notices a fortune-teller with a crystal ball sitting over in the corner. "What's up with that?" he asks the bartender. "Oh she's doing free readings here tonight, you know to get established," the bartender says. "So tonight she's a not-for-prophet."
An unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery
Slaves are given food and housing.
The easiest way to get an unpaid internship with Tesla's QA department is...
...to order a Tesla vehicle.
Password security questions for the depressed
What is the name of your least favorite child?
In what year did you abandon your dreams?
What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress?
At what age did your childhood pet run away?
What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship?
In what city did you first...
Slavery is such an ugly word...
I prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.