An unknown number called me, sneezed and coughed a few times and then hung up.
I'm getting tired of all these cold calls.
Zelensky recieves a call from an unknown number (a joke)
Anon: Sir, I have a clear shot at putin. How much will you pay me for successful elimination?
Zelensky: 1 million dollas for not killing putin.
The man shocked at the response, asks for a reason for this.
Zelensky: No way the next guy they put in is going to be this incompetent
An unknown number calls a man at work.
He immediately hangs up without saying anything.
His boss watches him do this and asks, "Why did you hang up?"
The man answers, "I didn't know the number".
His boss, seething with rage, shouts "CALL THEM BACK RIGHT NOW".
The man complie...
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What do you call a creature from another planet with an unknown number of breasts?
An alien N-titty.
A man gets a phone call from an unknown number
"Hello?"
Seductive female voice:
"Happy birthday, darling!"
"Who's on the phone?"
"Your unfulfilled dream..."
Him, with tears in his eyes:
"Is that you, Harley-Davidson?"
I received a text message from an unknown number
"I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"
... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now
A user is new to Reddit.
His friend—who is a longtime user—agrees to show him around the site. They go to r/jokes, and the user simply posts “7.”
Immediately, people begin upvoting and commenting their approval. The new user is puzzled.
The Reddit veteran then posts “13,” much to the pleasure of the sub. The p...
Obscene Caller
A woman answered a call from an unknown number.
"Hello," said the obscene caller, as he breathed heavily, "if you can guess what's in my hand, I'll give you a piece of the action."
Listen honey," drawled the lady, "if you can hold it in one hand, I ain't interested"
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