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Uncle Henry Jokes

"We're terribly worried about uncle Henry. He thinks he's a chicken."

"Have you brought him to see a doctor?"

"Well, we would but we need the eggs."

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A kid was in court for an adoption meeting he was being beaten by his parents, the judge says do you want to live with aunty mary? boy replies no she beats me as well, judge says what about uncle henry? boy again says no, judge says who do you want to live with then? boy replies Manchester United..

They can't beat any fucking one...

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