You're so ugly, when you were born, your mum said, "what a treasure!" and your dad said, "Yeah. Let's Bury it!"
a guy picking up his kids at school sees another kid and says loudly "god, what an ugly kid!"
The person standing next to him says "he's my son..."
The guy, pretty embarassed, replies "oh man, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were his father"
"I'm his mom..."
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox
the cat kept covering me up.
Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo.
They thanked him for returning me.
How do you make an ugly kid?
Go ask your mother
Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
A woman gets on to a bus, holding her unfortunately ugly baby.
The driver laughs and says "what an ugly kid!"
Fuming, the woman sits down and turns to the man next to her. "That driver was so rude to me. I should really give him a piece of my mind."
The man nods sympathetically. "You go tell him, I'll hold your dog."
I saw a lady who looked tired carrying an infant.
I saw a lady who looked tired carrying an infant. When I suggested she put the baby down, she looked at the child and said, "You sure are one ugly kid."
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