No one ever told me that to my face, but I grew up catholic and never got touched, so I can take a hint.
I must have been an ugly child...
because I never turned down candy, and I *always needed a ride.*
Ugly Child Joke
A woman had an ugly child. One fine afternoon she was travelling on a bus, when suddenly the driver sees her child. The driver goes " Oh that is one ugly looking child." Mother obviously was angry. She cursed at the driver and changed her seat. The whole time she sat on a different seat she kept...
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