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Damn girl, you remind me of the Canadian wildfires….

..You take my breath away.

Doc: you remind me of my cell phone

Lady: why?

Doc: Because you're about to die

You remind me of Jupiter

Equally big, and eats everything.

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Girl, you remind me of an alarm clock...

...you were a good idea last night but now I just want you to shut the fuck up

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Girl, you remind me of a cigarette

Because I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth

Hey Cutie, you remind me of my little toe you know that?

Why? Because Im cute?

No Because When Im drunk later on tonight, Im gonna bang you on the coffee table. ;)

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'You remind me of a stallion,' said my wife.

'Big cock?' I said, smiling, rather flattered.



'No, you leave your shit everywhere,' she replied.

You remind me of Dracula.

You suck.

You remind me of Communism

no class at all

boy: You remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet.

girl: But there's 26 letters.

boy: Silly me, how could I forget the U R A Q T

girl: That's 25 you are still missing one.

boy: I'll show you the D later.

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