This morning, I said to my wife: "you look like a million bucks!"
"All green and wrinkled!"
I'm sleeping in my car tonight.
The sooner you laugh after the punch line, the smarter you are.
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.” The farmer was dubious. “Young man, I’ll make you a proposition. I’ll tie you...
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