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What is the most common blood type in Taiwan?

Chinese Type-A.

My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion.

As he was dying he kept insisting, "Be positive!", but it's difficult to be positive without him.

People that type in all caps are...

Capitalists.

WHY DID THE PRISONER TYPE IN ALL UPPERCASE?

THEY WERE SENTENCED TO CAPITAL PUNISHMENT.

The Koreans were printing with movable type in 1403.

I was in 1402 and the noise kept me awake all night.

- from MASH

It was too bad we could never figure out my grandfather's blood type in time.

He was so optimistic though. He kept telling us to B positive

My friend died yesterday, we couldn’t find his blood type in time for the transfusion.

Even to the bitter end, he said “Be positive.”

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