UPJOKE

Please help, I think someone is able to control my computer and type instead of me.

Actually you know what, I don't think that, that's absurd, nevermind.

Autocorrect keeps ducking up my joke every time I try to type it here for all of you.

Is it because of the fowl language?

I recently found out my blood type is A+

However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?

I just found out that my blood type is B negative.

That's the worst one. My day is ruined.

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