Two wires at sea

Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.

The other was stranded.

An Italian, an Egyptian and a Greek...

...were fighting over whose ancestors had the most advanced civilization.

The Romans were the most advanced said the Italian. And I'm going to prove it to you. Here's a photograph
from a recent excavation site under the Colloseum. What do you see?

The Egyptian and the Greek after st...

A lawyer an engineer and a priest are on death row

The lawyer sits down the man pulls the switch lots of buzzing but nothing happens. So next came the priest he sits down the man pulls the switch and tons of buzzing but nothing happens to the priest. Then the engineer sits down but as there putting the gear on him he looks up and says aren't those t...

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