Two Tired Jokes - 16 Hilarious Two Tired Jokes

why can't a bicycle fly?...

Because it's two tired!

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Why cant a bycicle stand on its own?

It was two tired

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When I am on my Unicycle I have lots of energy..

But on my bike I am two tired.

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Why did the chicken only cross half the road?

It got two tired.

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At the old junkyard some rusted vehicles were talking

The convertible race car looked around at everyone and said "Lets get out of here and go for a ride down the highway one last time."

The bicycle said "I can't I am just two tired".

The Unicycle and Tricycle at the same time exclaimed "We aren't two tired!"

The Motorcycle replies...

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Why don’t Americans bike to work?

They don’t want to be two tired.

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Why didn't the cyclist pedal on the highway?

Because he was two tired.

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Did you know unicycles are always happy to be ridden?

They never get two tired.

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These three blondes where going to purchase a Christmas tree but they then decided to go into the forest to chop down a real one.

The first blonde said "I dont care how long it
takes us I want a perfect tree."

The other two blondes agreed saying "We won't
leave untill we find the right one."

Three days later they were still searching.
The first blonde looked at her two tired and
hungry friends an...

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Why are cars faster than motorcycles?

Because motorcycles are two tired.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The girl next door is known as the neighborhood bicycle, so I asked her to have sex with me.

But she was two tired.

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

The short answer is technically speaking it can stand on its own but it is very unstable. In order to keep something standing you need the center of gravity of the object to be within its points of contact with the ground. With only 2 points of contact with the ground, that space is a very small pla...

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True story: My girlfriend asked if I was okay carrying my car's new tire.

"I'm fine," I replied. "It's not like I'm two tired."

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I decided on riding my unicycle to work from now on

Because whenever I rode my bike I was always two tired when I got to work

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I kept trying to ride my bike but it wasn’t moving

It was two tired

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

PS: Saw this somewhere on Facebook not my original.

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