There was an old woman listening to the radio when she heard a song called “Two Lips and Seven Kisses.” She decided to call the radio station to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, “Do you have “Two Lips and Seven Kisses?”
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, “No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!”
So the woman asked, “Is that a record?”
To which the man replied, “No, its average!”
What’s better than roses on your piano?
Tulips (two lips) on your organ.
Which kind of flowers are such excellent talkers?
Tulips. (Because they have two lips.)
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My mate went to Holland and bought me back a life size blow up dolly that gives blow jobs. I thought that's nice.
Two Lips from Amsterdam.
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