Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says
"Okay, you man the guns. I'll drive."
Two fish
There are these two young fish swimming along, and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says, “Morning, boys. How’s the water?” And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes, “What the hell is wate...
Which two fish you need to make a shoe?
Sole and eel.
Two fish were in a tank. One turns to the other and says...
I can't believe the Russian navy were so incompetent as to let a ship load of these just sink down here.
If I had two fish I’d name them one and two...
Because if one died, I’d still have two!
Two fishermen from Texas decide to try ice fishing for the first time
They drive up to Wisconsin and stop at the tackle shop by the lake side. One fisherman buys a couple of ice picks and leaves while the other buys some bait. A little while later, the first fisherman comes back and buys 6 more ice picks, which the shop keeper is happy to supply, but is a little curio...
Ben has one dog. Jake has two fish. How many fish are there?
Three. Ben’s dog was just a red herring
Two fish were swimming together in the river.
Suddenly, they swam headfirst into a concrete wall.
One fish turned to the other and said, "Damn."
There were two fish in a tank...
One fish said to the other "Who's driving this thing?"
(I know its lame but its the joke our dad has been telling us for years and I thought maybe you guys havn't heard it)
Two fish are in a tank...
...And one fish says "you man the guns, I'l drive!"
(laugh track)
Suddenly, the fish points to the horizon and says "What is that over there?" The other fish then exclaims "That's anemone! I can sea him!"
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