Two Fifths Jokes - 2 Hilarious Two Fifths Jokes

My mother drank too much when she was pregnant with me

When I was born, I only weighed two fifths.

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[Long] In the midst of World War 3, a fighter pilot is shot down behind enemy lines and taken prisoner.

Upon reaching the prisoner encampment, the pilot notices three tents in front of him before he is approached by the enemy commander.

"Prisoner! We will give you an opportunity to gain your freedom by completing three challenges in the tents behind me, which if successfully completed, you w...

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