Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan.
(Some joke I posted on FB years ago before I understood the point of social media.)
Two Doors
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them... 1.Bride relatives 2.groom relatives
He entered the groom door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies 2. Men
He entered men door and found two doors again. 1.People with ...
A guy is touring around Afghanistan when he sees a house with two doors.
A guy is touring around Afghanistan when he sees a house with two doors, one of them with a queue full of people. He asks the guy at the back what's going on. "You see, they caught an infamous criminal and they're keeping him in this house. Officials are letting you come in and hit him. If you go...
A man is walking by a brothel..
One day a man is walking by a brothel, never having been inside, and decides to hey, why the hell not
as he enters he is met with two doors, one has a plaque that says "first time" and the other "regular"
being honest he walks through the "first time" door
there he is presented ...
A Calvinist dies and goes to Heaven
He sees two doors. One is labeled free will, and the other is predestination. He walks through the predestination door and an angel asks him why he was here. The Calvanist replies, "I saw this door and decided to walk through it." The angel replies, "You can't be here, you chose this."
Dejec...
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