Two Crows Jokes

Attempted murder

The phone rings. Ethel answers, hello? Hey Ethel Bob home. Yeah hang on. Hey Bob! Yeah? Phone caw!

"Stop carrion on like that," the third crow said.

Attempted murder.



What do you call a male human's response to this joke?

Man'slaughter.

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