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Describe 2020 in two words

Twenty Twenty

Did I just wake up in the future or the past?

Because this feels like twenty twenty too.

If you thought 2020 was bad, wait for the sequel...

Twenty twenty-two

In a few weeks we will all come to the realisation that we have lost the battle...

...and twenty twenty won.

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The Mysterious Bottle of Ketchup

A man wants to throw a party, so he heads into a grocery store looking for supplies. He grabs a shopping cart and combs through the aisles, grabbing everything he could possibly need for the party.

He's about to head out and he does a final mental check of the things he needs. He realises he...

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