A few days ago, I was watching George Michael videos. A couple of days ago, it was a Star Wars marathon. Tonight? The Apprentice.
I told my family I was going to be on TV tonight
So we gathered in the living room and my wife, son, and young daughter were horrified to see me on “To Catch a Predator ”.
I was watching the weather on TV tonight and the forecaster said, "And because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 5 inches of snow." She then glared off camera and continued...
"Or as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches."
How to start a fight with your wife
Wife: What's on the TV tonight dear?
Husband: Dust
My friend Larry says he knows everyone...
During President Obama’s inauguration, Larry told me, "You know, Obama and I are buddies." said, "Sure you are." He said, "No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me." Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Obama w...
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