Step 1: Walk on water. Step 2: Turn water into wine.
Step 3: Prophet
While Jesus can turn water into wine...
...the scientist can pour root beer into a square cup, resulting in just beer.
Jesus: I can turn water into wine. Professor X: That's a neat party trick and all but it surely can't be useful in batt-
Guards: *Fall down dead*. Jesus: *blows on his index finger as if it were a gun barrel* People are made of 90% water
The bible purposely leaves out the decade of Jesus' life in his 20s because he was clearly a ladies man...
I mean, he can turn water into wine, and was well hung. What do you expect!
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