UPJOKE

Turn Me On Jokes

Fingers turn me on

It's not easy being a light switch

Every time I see a naked person, they turn me on.

I’m a shower head.

Why can't my girlfriend turn me on?

Seriously. It's not that hard.

what's the difference between my wife and a tree?

Trees don't turn me on.
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