What does a piano, a tuna, and glue have in common?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna!
I just fell victim to a dad joke
Dad: What do you get when you cross a tuna, a piano, and glue.
Me: I don't know?
Dad: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Me: What about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that part.
Customer: What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue Me: Idk lol? Customer: You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna. Me: What about the glue?
Customer: I knew you’d get stuck on that.
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Fish jokes
One fish says to the other, “You drink like a fish.” The other fish responds, “So do you.”
What did the sardine call the submarine? A can of people.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line.
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish. <...
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