UPJOKE

You cannot fit inside a tuna can

But a tuna can

Lost my job at the supermarket so trying my luck as a musician

I donโ€™t know much but I know how to tuna can

*(Courtesy of my extremely tired brain whilst unpacking groceries)*

Can a salmon be contained?

No, but a tuna can.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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