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Trump Rally Jokes

Massive trump rally scheduled for tomorrow

Miami Beach @ 10:00, come show your support!

I went to a Trump rally the other day, and the only thing higher than the average IQ of the crowd...

Was the average BMI.

What do you call a zombie at a trump rally?

Starving

Did you hear about the mime that hung himself at the Trump Rally?

He's fine. It was just Fake Noose.

Trump rally...

Tomorrow at 8 am on the beach at Wilmington North Carolina. Spread the word!

What is served at a Trump rally?

White whine and salty crackers!!

There are two booths set up at a Trump rally.

Someone asks "why isn't anyone lined up at this booth?"

"It's a kissing booth."

"Why's everyone over at the other booth?"

"That's the punch line."

Matthew McConaughey walks into a Trump rally

"Alt Right, Alt Right, Alt Right."

What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally?

Several thousand yards of white fabric.

What has 80 feet, 137 teeth and $72 in cash?

The front row of a Trump rally

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Waving a Nazi flag at a Bernie rally

Is like waving a diploma at a Trump rally.

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