"Hi my name is Jeff and I’m an alcoholic." "Sir, this is Triple A, not AA."
"I know, I’m trying to explain why my car is in the lake."
Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?
AA, Eh
Convos be like...
Me: Hi, my name is Rick and I drink too much.
Them: Sir, this is Triple A, not AA.
Me: I'm just telling you why my car is in the river.
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A nurse is standing in a consultation room with a patient
The patient says"this is a little embarrassing so please don't laugh"
The nurse "I've been a nurse for 12 years nothing you show me is going to make me laugh"
The man drops his trousers revealing a penis the size and girth of a triple A battery.
The nurse stifles her giggle but ...
Buddy walks into a bar...
Buddy walks into a bar and the bartender asks, “What’ll it be, sir?”
Buddy says, “Pour me a double!”
The bartender gives him a double and buddy downs the drink.
Buddy says, “Pour me another double!”
The bartender gives him another double and buddy downs the drink. ...
At the maternity ward...
Three men sit in the maternity ward of a hospital. The orderly comes in and says to the first man "Congratulations sir! you are the proud father of two healthy twins!" the man replies "Hah! what a coincidence! I work at Twin City Motors!" whereupon he hoes into the ward to be with his wife. a few mi...
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