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Clearly cops will tread on a thin blue line

As long as its your jugular

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW!


I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Three women die and go to heaven

When they get to the pearly gates, St Peter greets them, saying "Welcome to Heaven, we hope you enjoy it here, and please don't tread on the ducks"

The women think this kind of odd but decide not to ask too many questions, and they go and start to settle in.

A couple of days pass and t...

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