I told my wife: I wanna end up and stay in Djibouti the longest, she said it's not my favorite but I'll get the lube.
Back when the pandemic first hit, I had to tell my suitcase that my travel plans were cancelled.
Since then, I've constantly had to deal with emotional baggage.
Two broke men are discussing their travel plans
Guy 1: I've been thinking about taking my old lady to Paris again, but I just don't think I can afford it.
Guy 2: Wow you've been to Paris before?!
Guy 1: Hell no! But I've thought about it before.
A rich man is leaving home in the morning when his overnight security guard asks for a word ...
"Boss, I had this dream your private jet had a problem and everyone on board of the flight died," the guard said. The rich man, who had travel plans for that day decided to postpone it and to have the jet checked. After a thorough investigation, an issue was found that'd certainly be fatal if ...
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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 35 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis an...
A luxury yacht catches fire somewhere in the South Pacific and sinks....
A single male survivor, let's call him Roy, washes ashore on a small, deserted tropical island.
Roy spends the next three years of his life struggling to survive, but, by collecting debris and materials that wash up on the shore, he manages to thrive.
Then one day, as he's combing the...
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