UPJOKE

Why don't pirates travel on mountain roads?

'Scurvy

Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?

Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.

What kind of eels can travel on land?

Wheels.

How do dictators travel on the sea?

In dictatorships.

What distance does light travel on a diet?

Lite years.

Three Irishmen and Three Scots are on a train

Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asks an Irishman.
"Watch and you'll see," answers a Scot....

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

>!Lettuce alone, without any dressing.!<

My great grandmother used to travel on boats between the Philippines, England, and America \~100 years ago. During the down time on ships, she learned to entertain people, and come up with jokes, this was a good one that's been passed down throu...

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