Transvestite Jokes - 21 Hilarious Transvestite Jokes

I recently saw a transvestite in a mini skirt in public and thought to myself...

that shows a lot of balls!

Why was the transvestite kicked out of the airplane?

Too much drag

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My wife accused me of being a Transvestite.

So I packed up all her and left.

"Daddy what is a transvestite?"

"Ask Mommy, he knows."

A good name for a transvestite.

Susan B. Anthony

Just finished a great book about a transvestite who has a speech impediment.

The title is "Man or Myth."

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I started a transvestite only clothing line.

It's called Vera's Wang.

What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?

Amanda

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What do you call a good French transvestite homosexual?

Les Bien

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Three Englishman go into a pub

They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.
"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a !" ...

Did y'all hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite?

He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary...

What do you call a transvestite monk?

Friar Tucked

They say dad's a transvestite.

-Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite!

-Son, your mom's in the kitchen.

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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of the guys said he was going to bug him.

He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a real .”

“Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.”

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a and he didn't care!"

"You just don't ...

What do you call a team of female transvestites?

Ex-men!

What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community?

The Rue Paul.

On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt...

...that shows a lot of balls.

I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast...

... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing.

Did you hear about the transvestite at Christmas??

He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.

Yes i know this is a repost but when i searched none of the other posts seemed to have much Karma so my thinking was not many people would have seen it.

I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites.

As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing.

Three Englishmen

Three Englishmen were sitting at a bar having a drink and chatting it up. Suddenly, one guy spots an obviously Irish man having a drink by himself a few seats away, and they start making snide comments about him.

After a couple of drinks, one of the guys decides to confront the Irish man. He ...

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