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Transvestite Jokes

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[NSFW/Slightly Offensive] What is the best thing about having sex with a Transvestite?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

*This is my first post here, and I hope I didn't offend anyone too much. I heard this joke in a pub in central Australia and found it way to funny.*

I recently saw a transvestite in a mini skirt in public and thought to myself...

that shows a lot of balls!

Why was the transvestite kicked out of the airplane?

Too much drag

"Daddy what is a transvestite?"

"Ask Mommy, he knows."

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My wife accused me of being a Transvestite.

So I packed up all her shit and left.

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What’s the best part of sex with a transvestite?

Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.

A good name for a transvestite.

Susan B. Anthony

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I started a transvestite only clothing line.

It's called Vera's Wang.

If a transvestite goes missing...

Should we put their picture on a carton of half and half?

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What do you call a good French transvestite homosexual?

Les Bien

Just finished a great book about a transvestite who has a speech impediment.

The title is "Man or Myth."

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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.... [Long]

First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front. He sees that this is a woman and, as he catches up to her on a par 3, that, in fact, she's very attractive. He's interested and suggests that they play the rest of the round together. She agrees an...

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Transvestite Hooker (Very NSFW)

A transvestite hooker is getting ready for his night out. He puts on his fish-net stockings, a red mini-skirt, and his tallest red heels. While he's at his street corner, this hulking guy approaches him and belts out, "How much for sex?" The transvestite tells him that it's *that* time of the month,...

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Three Englishman go into a pub

They sit down at a small round table and order three warm beers. They're sitting there drinking them when one of them notices an Irishman at the bar.
"See that Mick over there? I'm gonna go rile him up." So he goes over to him and says "Hey mate I hear your Saint Patrick was a pussy!" ...

Did y'all hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite?

He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary...

What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?

Amanda

They say dad's a transvestite.

-Mommy, mommy! The kids in school say that dad's a transvestite!

-Son, your mom's in the kitchen.

What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites?

Male fraud.

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The pastor's first mass

The young pastor was so nervous before his first mass that he could not speak a word. He asks the bishop for advice, and he tells him to pour two drops of vodka in a glass of water and drink it.

The young pastor does as advised and immediately felt so good that nothing could stop him.
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Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One of the guys said he was going to bug him.

He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a real tosser.”

“Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.”

Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a tosser and he didn't care!"

"You just don't ...

What do you call a transvestite monk?

Friar Tucked

On his 22nd birthday, my brother came out as a transvestite to our family and celebrated by wearing a miniskirt...

...that shows a lot of balls.

What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community?

The Rue Paul.

What do you call a team of female transvestites?

Ex-men!

Did you hear about the transvestite at Christmas??

He just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.


Yes i know this is a repost but when i searched none of the other posts seemed to have much Karma so my thinking was not many people would have seen it.

I saw a group of transvestites driving really fast...

... it took me a while to realise that they were drag-racing.

I was surprised that my Christian clothing company is extremely popular with transvestites.

As it turns out, they love Cross Dressing.

Three Englishmen

Three Englishmen were sitting at a bar having a drink and chatting it up. Suddenly, one guy spots an obviously Irish man having a drink by himself a few seats away, and they start making snide comments about him.

After a couple of drinks, one of the guys decides to confront the Irish man. He ...

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