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Tranny Jokes

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

So Jack could lick Jill's fanny.
Jack got a shock
and a mouthful of cock
'cause Jill's a goddam tranny!

What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race?

The phrase "I blew a tranny" means something totally different.

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[NSFW] A drunk guy staggers into a bar and orders a beer.

He goes up to the barman and shouts, "Wow! There are A LOT of hot women in here".

Filled with Dutch courage, the guy says, "I bet you 50 bucks I can go up to any hottie in here, squeeze her boobs, slap her ass and still get her number!"

The barman agrees and they put their money under ...

Why was the LGBT parade float a disaster?

Their tranny stopped working

I never knew my mechanic was a psychic

until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car.

Car-loving people are great.

Not everyone can say they blew tranny down a back road on the weekend and not be judged.

Don’t ever drive your car through Bangkok

You might blow a tranny

If you can't tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno...

...there is a good chance you've been fooled by a tranny once or twice in your life too.

Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA?

Because they have tranny problems too

There was a Machete accident on the set of Spy Kids 5

now starring Tranny Trejo

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My first hooker...

A few years ago when I first got divorced, I decided to go to Vegas, and wanted to have some fun. I went to a casino, went to the bar, and bought a drink before I did anything when I am approached by a beautiful woman. She asked me if I liked to have fun and I said yes, she then told me she would gi...

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