Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross...
“Something for this I have.” Yoda says. He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, th...
I just started going for a sniper training course
My trainer told me that sniping is like programming, you gotta C#.
Three men are training to be Vladimir Putin's bodyguards
The training course is exhausting and incredibly challenging. On their last day of training, the instructor separates the three and and puts them in separate rooms, calling them one by one into the Presidential hallway.
"Sergeant Andreyev, come into the hallway."
"Yes, sir!" Andreyev ...
My girlfriend wants prostitution legalized so she can start a Hooker Training Course...
...I told her I disagreed with that school of thot
My work made me go on a training course where I had to lift some Spanish guys over and over
It was a Manuel handling course
Questions
At the skydiving training course, the instructor would take time to answer some of the First Timer Questions.One guy asked: If our chute doesn't open.....and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have till we hit the ground? The instructor looked at him and in perfect deadpan answered: The rest ...
Positivity
I was sent on a positive mindset training course today. It was good but the room was half empty...
A woman goes to the doctor.
A woman goes to the doctor and tells him a story.
She is recently retired, and last week, she went on a trip to a secluded beach resort. She started hiking on a trail, got lost, and slipped and hurt her ankle. She was quite worried, because it was in a secluded spot and she couldn't mo...
The Space Cat
NASA had run out of monkeys to send to space so they decided to start recruiting cats. However most of the cats seemed more interested in the fabric on the walls than the training courses. But 1 cat stood above them all this one cat outshined all the monkeys that were sent to space so on the big day...
My new French speaking friend who recently moved to our very English speaking city just got a new dog...
My french buddy (we'll call Mikey to save his dignity) got himself a new dog last week. So Mikey wanted to take him to the the dog park and since I have a well trained dog he asked me to come along to give him some pointers. So just the other day I meet him at one of the more popular dog parks in th...
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