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Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!
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My girlfriend wanted a traditional wedding;

Guess I didn't offer her father enough goats.
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Which fruit is most likely to have a big, traditional wedding?

Melons, those cantaloupe.
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