UPJOKE

Why do melons have traditional weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

My girlfriend wanted a traditional wedding;

Guess I didn't offer her father enough goats.

Which fruit is most likely to have a big, traditional wedding?

Melons, those cantaloupe.

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