I tried stand-up before, but it didn't work out. My first audience was a real tough crowd
I was performing in a haunted house and the only responses I got were "boooo".
Why did the cannibal comedian hate playing gigs at retirement communities?
Tough crowd.
My standup routine didn't go down very well at the local gym.
Tough crowd.
So a drunk man walks into a bar...
... into a chair, and into a table.
(tough crowd)
I went to the gym to practice my comedy routine but nobody found it funny.
It was a tough crowd.
Dad joke while in labor and delivery
Wife is getting induced so we are currently at the hospital and while talking to the nurse she asked how many kids she had. To which she replied 3 as any seasoned Dad would do I decided to introduce a joke that had me cracking up in my head so I turn and look and say 3 kids with a frown that’s an od...
Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career?
She always faced a tough crowd.
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Neighborly visit
Sam has been in sales for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 10 acres of land in Alabama as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so ...
The animal kingdom had become overpopulated.
The lion, being the head of the animal kingdom, made a decree: a joke telling contest would be held at the end of the week. The tortoise, unanimously agreed upon as being the fairest of all the animals, was appointed as the official judge. The rules were simple: tell your joke to the tortoise, and i...
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