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Touchy Subject Jokes

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Masturbation is a touchy subject...

...whereas oral sex is a matter of taste.

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We really shouldn't joke about sexual assault here.

It's a touchy subject.

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I think breast implants are a touchy subject

I asked my father what it was like learning Braille, but he didn't want to tell me.

I didn't realize it was such a touchy subject.

I don't like talking about my childhood as a church choir boy

it is a touchy subject

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I walked out of my Sex Ed class when they started discussing masturbation

I found it to be a very touchy subject.

Guys I was gonna make a Braille joke but,

It’s a pretty touchy subject.

I don't like to talk about the time my priest took me to a room where nobody was there

It's a touchy subject

I have a fear of intimacy.

It’s kind of a touchy subject.

Stop making child molestation jokes

It's a really touchy subject

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Joke rules for my house:

First of all, most all jokes are acceptable in this house.. except abortion jokes. Because jokes are all about the delivery...
Absolutely no PMS jokes. Period. No sexual assault jokes.. thats a touchy subject. Dead baby jokes on the other hand.. never get old!

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"Sexual harassment is a touchy subject."

Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation...

Is a very touchy subject.





I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?

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Today at work we had a talk about sexual harassment

Personally I thought it was a bit of a touchy subject.

I hear my local school wants to introduce massage classes to help combat stress but there's been a lot of opposition from parents' groups.

Apparently, it's a very touchy subject.

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The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court...

They're all touchy subjects.

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A Farmer and married lady were sitting at a bar

While chatting, the Farmer explained to the married lady how being a Farmer has been quite the struggle.

"Just this month 10 of my 12 hens haven't laid a single egg!" The lady then replies "You think that's tough? Try being married to a man and not being able to bear him any children..." The...

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Just some masturbation jokes.

Masturbation,

Is a touchy subject.

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A dad is talking to his son,

He tells his son, "Now listen boy, if you masturbate too much, you'll eventually go blind!"

The son replies, "Dad.. I'm over here."

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A man wa...

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