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A touching story my father told me when I was a lad,

So I was walking down the street one afternoon and a particularly dirty, broken down, beat up, sorry looking, shabby homeless man asked me for money,

I says, "why if I gave you money, surely you'll just spend it on booze!" I says!

He says, " no sir! I quit drinking years ago!"

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THE TOUCHING STORY OF A CAT AND A BOY

One day a little boy left school. On his way home he saw a cat lying by the street as though it was dead. To satisfy his curiosity, the boy came close & touched the cat to see if it was dead or hurt.

He touched the first time and there was no response.

He then touched the cat ag...

A touching story of a boy and his cat

one day,a boy named Kevin found a cat in the streets. He touched the cat. Touched it again.

and again.

and again and again and again and again...

told you it was a touching story

touching story

Once there was a happily married couple with a baby on the way. One morning the wife's water broke and they rushed off to the hospital. While there the doctors told them there was a new machine that was developed which telepathically transfers a certain percentage of pain to the father if they agre...

Touching story

Very touching story ..

Once upon a time ..a small boy named Hameed lived in a tiny Moroccan village. All his classmates hated him for his stupidity especially his teacher who was always yelling at him "you are driving me crazy Hameed" ..one day his mother went to check out how he is doing at ...

I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.

It was a touching story.

I know a tale about a priest and a child

It’s a very touching story

What do you call a story written in Braille?

A touching story.

My brother broke down crying and told me about how he was abused by a priest when we were kids.

It was a very touching story.

Did you hear the one about the priest and the alter boy?

It’s actually quite a touching story

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Me and my friends were playing truth or dare

Then i got to give a dare so i grabbed a unlabeled CD and told my friend to put his dick in it, he did so and asked why, then i said

"This CD contains a movie with a touching story about a old man that loses his wife and best friend so he decides to fly away with his house using balloons but ...

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