Touch Wood Jokes - 2 Hilarious Touch Wood Jokes

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I applied for a job as a fluffer at a porn studio.

I should hear tomorrow if I got it, touch wood.

Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old.

One said: "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise and I can't remember if I'm putting it away or making a sandwich."
Another said: "And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down."
"Oh well I don't have those sort of problems, t...

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