A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son walks in and says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three pet stores before I found one that sold toucans."