Did you hear about the bird collector who didn't buy enough soda for his party?
His guests were disappointed that he only had Toucans
How many beers can a tropical bird drink?
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun..
I'd have toucans.
A son says to his dad, "Hey I'm going to get a soda, you need anything?". The dad says, "Yeah get me a beer. Actually, make it two cans.". The son goes into the kitchen and is gone for about an hour and a half. The door opens and he asks his son, "What the hell took so long?".
The son walks in and says, "Well it wasn't easy. I had to go to like three pet stores before I found one that sold toucans."
Dipping your beaks into different coloured paints, eh?
Well, toucans play at that game.
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Meanwhile, in a different part of the Jingle....
...a lizard is walking along when he smells marijuana smoke. Having a good sense of smell, and not a stranger to the occasional toke, he follows it to the source and comes to the base of a truly mighty tree. High up in the branches is a monkey smoking a joint.
"Hey monkey" he yells.